Other Things David Stern Should Veto
When sports journalists heard about the NBA Commissioner’s probably ill-advised decision to veto a trade that would’ve sent New Orleans point guard Chris Paul to the Lakers, they practically pooped...
View ArticleA line-by-line analysis of Danzel’s “Put Your Hands Up In the Air!”
Hey Wildcat’s! It’s the fourth quarter. It’s time to finish! So let’s put your hands up in the air while we try and figure out what the hell this song is about! Put your hands up in the air Put your...
View ArticleIt’s Thanksgiving: The Nicole Westbrook Story
It was a dark August night in the Westbrook household. Nicole was left with a burden she could not explain. Standing on the front deck, she contemplated all the memories she had had with her family...
View ArticleFlo Rida and Pitbull’s “Can’t Believe It,” As Narrated by Obi-Wan Kenobi
It was bound to happen. After years of systematically working their way into every song that could possibly be on the radio and simultaneously amassing both millions of haters and many more millions of...
View ArticleWTF is going on with Alison Gold’s ‘Chinese Food’ music video
0-0:11 I CAN’T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU’RE SAYING. I THINK IT’S SOMETHING ABOUT NOODLES. 0:12-0:15 omg the noodles gave birth to a rainbow 0:16-0:20 Did that little girl just say, and I quote, “After ballin...
View ArticleMorty Sings Jason Derulo
Ever wanna hear Northwestern President Morton O. Schapiro sing Talk Dirty? Well, now you can. Yes this is real.
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